What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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