you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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