Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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