And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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