I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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