PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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