Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Randomize
