i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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