Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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