he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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