We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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