no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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