the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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