I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm sobbing to NWA
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
