Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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