***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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