if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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