thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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