Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I puked a lego.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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