Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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