My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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