i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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