at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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