She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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