Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
