So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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