I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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