Your tits are I can't wait for
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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