Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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