And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
