it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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