he wants to bone in the snuggie
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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