Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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