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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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