sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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