I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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