I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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