For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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