Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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