guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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