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  (248): View more from Michigan

  We should go out drinking together soon

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  I'm still not going to have sex with you

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  (248): We should go out drinking together soon (734): I'm still not going to have sex with you http://tfl.nu/vh87
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  (631): View more from New York

  He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on

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  (631): He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on http://tfl.nu/fevt
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  (803): View more from South Carolina

  im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk

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  (803): im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk http://tfl.nu/jksc
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  (818): View more from California

  I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.

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  (818): I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here. http://tfl.nu/5v02
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  (425): View more from Washington

  I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming

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  (425): I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming http://tfl.nu/enr3
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  (580): View more from Oklahoma

  That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.

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  (580): That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything. http://tfl.nu/fbvq
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  (210): View more from Texas

  I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up

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  (210): I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up http://tfl.nu/dh1d
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  (214): View more from Texas

  For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.

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  (214): For those pictures, I will suffer this headache. http://tfl.nu/al31
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  (310): View more from California

  I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.

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  (310): I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are. http://tfl.nu/tz5c
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.

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  (403): I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture. http://tfl.nu/2295
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  (740): View more from Ohio

  Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years

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  Not as covert as you thought huh?

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  (740): Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years (614): Not as covert as you thought huh? http://tfl.nu/u7wd
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  (816): View more from Missouri

  Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?

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  (816): Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone? http://tfl.nu/wu6u
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  (716): View more from New York

  banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.

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  (716): banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory. http://tfl.nu/iarg
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.

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  (505): I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again. http://tfl.nu/j8uj
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  (515): View more from Iowa

  Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.

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  (515): Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda. http://tfl.nu/hmtx
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