Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I need to stop coming to work sober

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

they had a keg party to fund her abortion.

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(954): View more from Florida

I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa

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(847): View more from Illinois

another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?

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(801): View more from Utah

the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome

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(402): View more from Nebraska

my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.

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(702): View more from Nevada

sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.

(1-870): View more from Arkansas

You always know what to say to make me feel better.

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(253): View more from Washington

I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.

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