did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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