I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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