were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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