1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Enjoy the penises
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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