Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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