What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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