Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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