well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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