yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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