he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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