She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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