Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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