I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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