This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She told me I should be a condom model.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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