watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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