I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You coming home soon, man?
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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