Quick, to the slutcave!
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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